We All Knew This Would Happen

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/20/2019 at 08:08 • Filed to: None

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Yet it’s not any less disappointing, oh well, at least it should help my 1er gain value in 30 years.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/20/2019 at 08:16

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BMW: We’re going to make the cars starting with even numbers be 2 doors and the odd  numbers will be 4 doors.

Also BMW: Let’s make 4 door versions of all the 2 door cars.

Cash Rewards > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/20/2019 at 08:17

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I thought that was what mini was for

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 03/20/2019 at 08:30

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BMW: Let’s just call our sedans 1/2/3/4/etc-series and put an X in front of the names for SUVs and crossovers.

Also BMW: Here’s the new 6-series

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 03/20/2019 at 08:33

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Still BMW:  Let’s also make them FWD/AWD just like Audi

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/20/2019 at 08:40

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RIP Arch Duke

nermal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/20/2019 at 08:45

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You forgot to add that it will be automatic only, with no inline 6 option.

Basically a Mini with a trunk. 

AuthiCooper1300 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/20/2019 at 09:37

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Well, I am actually very surprised it took them so long. The writing was on the wall the moment they put the so-called MINI* on the market.

(For all those f i n e gents and ladies around here who own or like it: let it be clear that it is or may be a n e x c e l l e n t ca r . . . it’s just it should have never been called MINI .)

Montalvo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/20/2019 at 10:26

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I get it, things have been moving this way for a while but its kinda disappointing because most of their new cars just feel like crap now apart from a fairly nice interior. Its part of the reason why I started looking at Cam aros now. Best of luck to them I don't doubt that they will be good cars but they sure as hell will be trashy BMWs

feather-throttle-not-hair > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 03/20/2019 at 20:09

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What a bunch of slackers!! I mean, its nice of them to serve people who want the four-door version of the two-door version of a four-door, but what about everyone who wants a two-door version of the four-door version of the two-door version of a four-door? What do they have?? Nothing!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/20/2019 at 21:04

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in 30 5 years